In 4th Grade Ed won the sledding contest after sledding thought the windows at a nearby house.. the coarse kinda ended and he kept going.
in 8th grade Ed was messing around on a snowmobile, and hit a lightpole, wich fell over and knocked into a power line, knocking out power for a 12 block radius and, ultimatly, killing his snow-mobile
in 10th Grade. Ed got a car. Ed brought his car to McDonnalds, and took two of the trays and put them under his back tires so that he could slide around on the road.. he regularly returned to get new trays because he put holes in his.
in 11th grade, Ed was offered drugs.. since it had nothing to do with sledding or sliding, he said no.
in 12th grade, Ed was elected Prom Queen. Ed did a stage dive.. with his sled.
After college, Ed was elected to go luge on a luge team. after luging for a while, he went to the olympics for the united states. Now we are winning, and would gladly sacrafice McDonnalds Food Trays for a gold medal any day.